Meeting Minutes - Session 1 of 5: The One Where We All Argued
Meeting Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and the Intern (who didn't say much)
Meeting Purpose: Discuss new marketing strategy for "Inflatable Unicorn Horns"
Notes:
- John: "We should totally market to hipsters, they love irony."
- Jane: "But won't that just make us look like we're trying too hard?."
- Bob: "I say we target middle-aged dentists. They're the ones with the real disposable income."
- Alice: "I think we should just sell it to my cousin, he's got a great taste in novelty items."
- Intern: *silence*
Next Steps:
- Research hipster demographics
- Commission a study on middle-aged dentist purchasing habits
- Call Alice's cousin to negotiate a bulk order
Adjournment:
Meeting adjourned with no clear resolution, but a strong sense of unease.
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