Today's agenda:
- 9:00am: Coffee and existential dread
- 9:30am: Brainstorming session for the robot uprising
- 12:00pm: Lunch break, during which we will contemplate the meaninglessness of life
- 1:00pm: Presentations from the new interns, who will surely not make the same mistakes as last week
- 3:00pm: More brainstorming, because we clearly haven't had enough yet
Key takeaways:
- Remember to turn off the toaster
- Don't look directly at the fluorescent lights
- We're all just specks of dust in the grand scheme of things