Present:
- Bob, the CEO, who was late and grumpy
- Jane, the intern, who was there to document everything
- John, the IT guy, who was there to fix the printer
Agenda:
- Discussion of the Johnson Report
- Review of the quarterly numbers
- Bob's new haircut
Decisions:
- Tabled the Johnson Report
- Invest in more printers
- Bob will wear a different haircut next week
Next meeting: Meeting 8, same time, same place.
Side effects of this meeting may include:
- Increased eye-rolling
- Uncontrollable yawning
- Long-term damage to your soul