Meetings: Because Who Needs to Get Work Done?

Agenda for Today's Meeting

We're not actually going to accomplish anything today. But let's pretend like we are.

Discuss the merits of our favorite coffee machines

Engage in heated debates about nothing in particular

Status: Still stuck in meetings

Time Remaining: 47 minutes and 12 seconds

Meetings are like a never-ending cycle of unproductive chatter, where the only thing that ever gets accomplished is the development of a collective sense of existential dread.

Plan our great escape