We're not actually going to accomplish anything today. But let's pretend like we are.
Discuss the merits of our favorite coffee machines
Engage in heated debates about nothing in particular
Status: Still stuck in meetings
Time Remaining: 47 minutes and 12 seconds
Meetings are like a never-ending cycle of unproductive chatter, where the only thing that ever gets accomplished is the development of a collective sense of existential dread.