Declassified Documents: The 7 Most Ridiculous Theories
1. The Illuminati Controls the Weather
It's true! They're behind the drought of decent Wi-Fi signals at the park. A secret underground bunker filled with hackers and hamsters, manipulating the clouds.
Read more about the Illuminati's nefarious plans2. The Moon Landing was Faked
We've seen the footage, but it was clearly shot in a Hollywood studio using a combination of green screens and an endless supply of Tang.
The truth about the faked moon landing3. The Government is Controlling Our Minds
It's true! They're using subliminal messages to control our minds through the power of elevator music and awkward elevator speeches.
The science behind mind control4. The Great Pizza Conspiracy
A sinister plot to make us all eat more cheese than necessary. It's a trap, folks!
The truth about the cheesy conspiracy5. The New World Order
A secret society of world leaders, controlling everything from the shadows. But have you seen their secret handshake? It's really something.
The NWO's secret handshakes6. The Reptilians
Reptilian overlords, hiding in plain sight, controlling our snacks and our Netflix queues.
The reptilian empire7. The Area 51 Cover-up
A secret government agency dedicated to hiding the existence of alien life. But we all know the truth: they're just really into UFOs, man.
The truth about the aliens in our backyard