Meeting of the 7 Minutes of Doom

Attendees:

1. CEO
2. CTO
3. CFO
4. HR
5. Marketing Manager
6. DevOps Manager
7. Intern of the Damned

Agenda:

• 1. Discuss why the project is late (again)
• 2. Decide which manager to fire first
• 3. Determine why the coffee machine is still broken
• 4. Plan the company picnic (or funeral)
• 5. Debate the merits of beige versus gray as the new company color scheme

Notes:

• The intern is hiding in the supply closet again
• The CEO is still on vacation and won't return emails
• The marketing manager still thinks Comic Sans is a good idea

Meeting of the 8 Minutes of Despair

Meeting of the 6 Minutes of Terror