The 7-Step Procrastination Method

Day 1: Plan for 5 hours, then spend 5 hours planning the plan

This is the most crucial step, where you meticulously outline your day, week, and month.

• Take 4 hours to create a comprehensive to-do list, including 3 hours of research on the best productivity apps
• Spend 2 hours reorganizing your bookmarks, ensuring that every single link you've bookmarked is relevant to your goals

Day 2: Create an elaborate flowchart of your procrastination strategies

This is the point where you visualize your procrastination patterns and identify areas for improvement.

• Spend 3 hours drawing a flowchart, using 17 different colors to represent each procrastination technique
• Create a companion spreadsheet to track your progress and identify trends

Day 3: Develop a comprehensive system for justifying your procrastination

This is where you craft a compelling narrative for why you're not doing the work.

• Spend 2 hours writing a 5-page essay on the importance of 'thinking time'
• Create a PowerPoint presentation to pitch your procrastination plan to your boss

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Remember, this is just a sample plan. Feel free to adapt it to suit your unique brand of procrastination.