MEETING AGENDA: 8th Meeting of the 1,234,567th Committee of the Year 20XX

AGENDA ITEMS:

1. Discussion of the importance of proper stapler alignment.

2. Review of the 2019 stapler-related injuries report.

3. Election of the new Chairperson for the Department of Stapler Maintenance.

ACTION ITEMS:

1. Send an email to the janitor's union regarding the need for more stapler-friendly janitorial practices.

2. Allocate additional funding for Stapler Maintenance (See Finance Committee)

RECAP:

Next meeting: 11:15 AM, 10-12, 20XX. Don't be late!