Panel 3: The Inconvenient Truth of Socks
Presented by: Bob, Joe, and Steve (in no particular order)
11am-11:15am: "The Sock Puppet Conundrum"
Bob: The science behind why socks hate us.
- Why do socks always seem to vanish in the wash?
- Is it a plot to drive us to buy more socks?
Joe: The economics of sock manufacturing.
- How much does it cost to produce a single sock?
- Are our sock-buying habits funding global catastrophes?
Steve: The psychology of sock hoarding.
- Why do we hoard socks, even though they're just... well, socks?
- Is it a cry for help, or just a cry for more socks?
Continue to "The Sock Conundrum" (11:15-11:30am)
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