MEETING AGENDA

Point 1: Discuss the impending doom of the company's finances

Because, let's be real, it's not like we've been profitable in years. Or decades.

Break

15 minutes for coffee and existential dread.

Point 2: Review the marketing strategy for the new "I'm With Stupid" T-shirts

Because who doesn't want to wear a shirt that says "I'm With Stupid" on it? It's not like it's a commentary on our company culture or anything.

Point 3: Discuss the new "fun" team-building activities

Who needs actual fun when you can have trust falls and trust-building exercises?

Note: Please don't try this at home.

Point 4: Review the company's vending machine selection MEETING AGENDA

MEETING AGENDA

Point 1: Discuss the impending doom of the company's finances

Because, let's be real, it's not like we've been profitable in years. Or decades.

Break

15 minutes for coffee and existential dread.

Point 2: Review the marketing strategy for the new "I'm With Stupid" T-shirts

Because who doesn't want to wear a shirt that says "I'm With Stupid" on it? It's not like it's a commentary on our company culture or anything.

Point 3: Discuss the new "fun" team-building activities

Who needs actual fun when you can have trust falls and trust-building exercises?

Note: Please don't try this at home.

Point 4: Review the company's vending machine selection

We have 3 options: 2 types of stale coffee, 1 type of stale soda, and a vending machine that only dispenses slightly-used tissues.

Priorities, people!

Next Meeting: 3pm, same place, same desperation

Agenda for the 3pm meeting