MEETING OF THE UNWITTY

AGENDA ITEM 4: The Unwittingly Important Matter of the Day

1. The Slightly-Less-Important Matter

Discuss the finer points of procrastination and how it affects the productivity of our esteemed organization.

2. The Utterly-Underwhelming Update

Review and discuss the latest changes to the company's coffee machine, including the new "Brew-tiful" settings.

3. The Unmitigated Disaster of the Week

Discuss the recent coffee spill of biblical proportions and assign blame.