MEETING AGENDA

Today's meeting: 5pm

Agenda:

• Announcements
• Updates
• Decisions
• Action Items

Announcements

Please note that the coffee machine has been turned off due to maintenance. Please make do without.

Updates

We have been informed that the company will be acquired by a group of sentient AI entities. Please be aware that our new overlords will be watching your every move.

Decisions

• The color of the walls will be changed to a soothing shade of beige.
• The carpet will be replaced with a new, even more beige carpet.

And so, the meeting will now be turned over to you for discussion.

Discussion Items:

• The meaning of life and the purpose of the company
• The new coffee machine and its impact on office morale