Meeting Minutes: Mary's Miserable Meeting Experience

Attendee List:

• Bob (Suffering from existential dread)
• Jane (Sipping coffee, eyes fixed on phone)
• Mary (The meeting organizer)
• Tom (The guy who ate the last donut)

Agenda Items:

• 1. The Importance of Meeting Minutes
• 2. The Futility of Human Existence
• 3. The Donut Situation
• 4. The Mystery of the Missing Coffee Creamer

Action Items:

1. Someone, please take notes
2. Tom, please stop eating the donuts
3. Mary, please order more coffee creamer

Next Meeting:

This meeting will never end. Ever.

See Tom's Decision on the Last Donut See Mary's Decision on the Coffee Creamer