Meetings: Mrs. Smith's Crop Rotation Expert

Hi, I'm Mrs. Smith, and I'm here to tell you about the art of crop rotation. It's a delicate dance, really.

First, you must choose your crops wisely. Don't put the carrots next to the beets, or you'll end up with a mess of confusion. Trust me, I've seen it happen.

Next, you must consider the soil. Is it too dry? Too wet? Too... fungal?

And then, there's the timing. When to plant, when to harvest. It's all about the rhythm, baby!

But don't just take my word for it. Check out my Neo-Broccoli Expert for some real advice.

Quantum Entanglement Farmer for some truly out-of-this-world crop rotation tips.