Attendee: Sam "From Somewhere Else" (via video conference)
Notes:
- Sam "From Somewhere Else" arrived at 9:47 AM, 13 minutes after the meeting started.
- Sam contributed nothing of value, but did mention they once won an award for "best use of dad jokes."
- The meeting was interrupted by a loud, piercing whistle. It was later discovered to be Sam's attempt to get our attention, but also coincidentally, the fire alarm was malfunctioning.
Next Meeting: Meeting 9, same time, same place.