Lobbyist Tactics Committee: The Un-Official Guide to Bribing Your Way to Victory

Chapter 1: The Art of Bribing

Our team of expert lobbyists, armed with nothing but a brief and a bag of donuts, will show you how to turn your deepest, darkest desires into reality.

• Bill Clinton, Master of the Deal - Our lead lobbyist and all-around good guy.
• Sam Koeo, Expert Donut Taster - Our resident foodie and all-around good egg.