The Prophet of Unending Bureaucracy

Attendees

Present at the Meeting of the 8th Circle of Red Tape:

• Mr. Jenkins, Lord of the Red Pen
• Ms. Smith, Queen of the Lost Forms
• Dr. Johnson, Sage of the Inefficiency
• The IT Manager, Bringer of the 100-Page Manual
• The HR Representative, Gatekeeper of the Bureaucratic Hellscape

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discussion of the 37-page report on the 3-page report
• Item 2: The implementation of the new "No-Action-Item" policy
• Item 3: The 5 o'clock tea break, because we're all adults here

Related Links:

• Minutes of the Previous Meeting
• Minutes of the Next Meeting (if we ever get out of here)

Decisions