Meeting of the 8th Iteration, Decision 4

Minutes

We, the esteemed members of the Time-Traveling Council, convened on the 8th iteration of our time-traveling endeavors to address the pressing issue of:

1. The correct method for ordering a decent coffee in a dystopian future.
2. The optimal way to communicate with our 80s counterparts without using AOL instant messenger.
3. The feasibility of using hoverboards as a primary mode of transportation.

After much deliberation, we have reached the following decisions:

• We will standardize the use of 'The Coffee Connoisseur's Guide to the Galaxy' as the definitive resource for all coffee-related decisions.
• We will establish 'The Instant Messenger Initiative' – a program designed to help our 80s counterparts understand that 'BEEP' is not a verb.
• We will mandate a hoverboard safety training program, complete with a 4-part course: 'Hoverboarding for the Brave', 'Avoiding Potholes and Puddle Jumps', 'Dealing with Rogue Pedestrians', and 'The Art of Not Crashing into a Billboard'.

Next Meeting:

Meeting of the 9th Iteration, Decision 5: 'The Great Pizza Topping Debate of 2154' – scheduled for next Thursday at 14:00.

Hyperlinks to related topics:

• The Case for Extra Cheese
• The Futility of Pineapple Toppings
• The Great Meatball Conspiracy