Defenses Against the Unseen Forces of Reality
Meeting 8 of the Department of Unconventional Defense Protocols (DUDP) was called to order on a Tuesday afternoon. In attendance were Agent Thompson, Agent Johnson, and the Director.
Agent Thompson reported on the latest threats to the fabric of space-time, which included, but were not limited to:
- Quantum Flux: A theoretical phenomenon where particles have a 50% chance of being both in two places at once.
- Temporal Loops: Where events from the past, present, and future converge in an infinite feedback loop.
- Matter-Space Displacement: Where objects can be simultaneously in two or more places.
Action Items:
- Deploy more Chrono-Deflectors in high-traffic areas to prevent time-travelers from disrupting our timeline.
- Establish a task force to investigate the source of the Quantum Flux.
- Implement a new protocol to prevent accidental Matter-Space Displacement of office supplies.
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