Defenses Against the Unseen Forces of Reality

Meeting 8 of the Department of Unconventional Defense Protocols (DUDP) was called to order on a Tuesday afternoon. In attendance were Agent Thompson, Agent Johnson, and the Director.

Agent Thompson reported on the latest threats to the fabric of space-time, which included, but were not limited to:

• Quantum Flux: A theoretical phenomenon where particles have a 50% chance of being both in two places at once.
• Temporal Loops: Where events from the past, present, and future converge in an infinite feedback loop.
• Matter-Space Displacement: Where objects can be simultaneously in two or more places.

Action Items:

• Deploy more Chrono-Deflectors in high-traffic areas to prevent time-travelers from disrupting our timeline.
• Establish a task force to investigate the source of the Quantum Flux.
• Implement a new protocol to prevent accidental Matter-Space Displacement of office supplies.

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