Minutes of Meeting 8: Attachments Galore!

Meeting 8: Attachments Galore!

Minutes from the meeting where we discussed the importance of attaching everything.

Key Points:

Decided to attach the cat to the meeting chair.
Attached the agenda to the wall with 17 paper clips.
Discussed the merits of attaching our feelings to our decisions.

Attachment 1: The Cat Attachment

A picture of our feline friend attached to the chair.

Attachment 2: The Agenda Attachment

A scanned copy of the agenda, attached to the wall with 17 paper clips.

Next Steps:

Meet again next week to attach our feelings to our decisions.
Practice attaching our chairs to the wall for added stability.

Attachment 3: The Unofficial Meeting Minutes

Meeting Notes

(Note: I've assumed that Attachment 3 is a joke, and the unofficial meeting minutes are actually just a bunch of scribbled illegible notes. The notes link is also a joke, implying that the prophets were too busy to write proper notes.)