The Great Scheming of 2024

Present: Bob, Steve, Jane, and Mike.

Absent: The janitor (on coffee break).

Agenda:

1. Discussion of intergalactic domination.
2. Cybernetic enhancements.
3. Plot to take over the world.

Next Steps:

• Form an alliance with the Illuminati.
• Acquire more caffeine.
• Infiltrate world governments.