Today's meeting: 8 minutes, 30 seconds of existential dread
Agenda: Discuss the meaninglessness of life, followed by a heated debate on the merits of beige vs. gray as a wallpaper color
Attendees: Mr. Snazzlesnort, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, and a mysterious, unseen figure in a fedora
Next meeting: 9:00 AM, same place, same desperation
Subcommittee on Unimportant Details: "We discussed the font used in the meeting minutes, and it's just fine, thanks."
Subcommittee on Pointless Excuses: "We found that Mr. Snazzlesnort's cat had hairball emergencies, so we adjourned the meeting."
The meeting has been moved to the parking garage due to excessive existential crisis in the conference room.
Please bring your favorite despair-themed snack to share with the group.