The Great Meeting of 2023

Where: The Conference Room of Despair

When: 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM

Agenda:

• Item 1: The State of the Company
• Item 2: New Project Overview
• Item 3: The Great Coffee Break

Presented by: Management

Sponsored by: The Suffering of the Employees

Hyperlinks:

• Minute-by-Minute Coverage
• Breaking News: The Coffee Machine is Broken
• Employee Surveys: A Delightful Read