Welcome to Computer Ward Surgery, where we specialize in the most delicate and intricate procedures in the field of computer science.
Our surgeons are experts in the art of debugging, virus removal, and data recovery.
Don't worry, we'll fix that pesky Windows issue for you in no time!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our "Random Reboot" service for a truly unpredictable experience.
Disclaimer: We're not actually licensed medical professionals. Don't try this at home, folks.