We've reached a critical point in our research where the office chairs have started to vibrate.

Dr. Johnson has been conducting experiments with various frequencies and intensities to optimize our productivity.

Some notable results include:

• Employee focus increased by 37% when exposed to 4.2 Hz
• Meeting attendees fell asleep 3 times more often when exposed to 7.8 Hz
• We've discovered a correlation between 11.9 Hz and spontaneous outbursts of "This is the best meeting ever!"

Next meeting: Vibration Experiments 3: The Chair-quake