Vibrations for Beginners

Chapter 8: The Art of Not Being Touched

Today we're going to learn about the delicate art of not being touched. This is not as easy as it sounds.

A good starting point is to understand that not being touched is not just about personal space, it's also about the subtle art of misdirection.

For example, the classic "I'm on a call" excuse works wonders, but only if you've actually got a call to go on. Otherwise, it's just a sad, sad lie.

Other techniques include: the "I'm allergic" defense, the "I'm on a deadline" shield, and the always-classic "I'm just really, really focused".

These, however, are just the basics. The real key to mastering the art of not being touched is to practice, practice, practice.

So, let's get into some exercises:

8.1: Pretending to be busy

8.2: Developing a schedule that doesn't work

8.3: Setting bounds