MEETING SUMMARY - 800-900

Attendees: Bob, Alice, and 37 other highly trained professionals.

Objective: To waste 3 hours of collective productivity.

Agenda:

1. Discussion of the meaning of life.
2. Unnecessary tangents into unrelated topics.
3. Re-arranging chairs to face the wall.
4. Break for snacks.
5. Re-iteration of already established facts.
6. Unresolved debate about whose turn it was to buy lunch.
7. Conclusion: We're all still stuck in this meeting.

Notable Decisions:

Unanimous Agreement: That the break room coffee machine is the most fascinating topic of discussion.

Next Meeting: Scheduled for 3 years from now, same time, same location. Don't forget!

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