MEETINGS OF THE APOCALYPSE: DECISION 1

Minutes from the 9th Meeting of the Apocalypse

• Item 1: The Coffee Machine has been upgraded to 3000BXP
• Item 2: The Coffee Machine will be used to brew Coffee-Flavored Despair
• Item 3: The Coffee Machine has been programmed to whisper existential dread into the ears of all employees

Decided by: The Council of Elders of Despair (aka The Management)