Donut of the Month Club

Level 9: Existential Dreads

Welcome, fellow sufferers of the 9th level of existential dread. We are the chosen few who dare to face the void head-on, armed with nothing but a bag of donuts and a faint glimmer of hope.

Each month, we gather to confront our deepest fears and uncertainties, all while consuming copious amounts of donuts.

Here are the rules:

1. Attendance is mandatory, as is the presence of a minimum of two donuts per person.
2. Donuts must be consumed in their entirety, with the exception of the donut hole, which is to be saved for the meeting's climax.
3. Any discussion of free will is strictly forbidden, as it only leads to more questions and less donuts.
4. Meetings will be held on the first Wednesday of every month, unless it's a leap year, in which case they will be held on the first Tuesday of the month.

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February 1st Meeting Notes 2023 Agenda 2024 Resolution