Meetings that last an eternity, but not really.
Join us for 9 minutes of pointless discussion, where every second feels like an hour. Don't worry, we won't make you wait for the punchline.
Our expert facilitators will lead you through the thrilling world of bureaucratic red tape, and the fine art of doing nothing.
Don't forget to bring your sense of humor, and a healthy dose of desperation.
Meetings are held in a state of suspended animation. Time is relative, but our meetings are eternal.
See you soon!
Or maybe not. We'll just keep going.