Meeting 9: The Unproductive Time-Sucking Vortex
Description:
A meeting so long, it'll make you forget what day it is. So many topics, none of them matter.
Meetings 9:5: The Pointless Discussion
or
Meetings 9:10: The Unnecessary Meeting About Meetings
for more information.
Agenda:
Introduction (10 minutes)
Round of pointless small talk (20 minutes)
The actual meeting (60 minutes)
Wrap up and pretend to be productive (10 minutes)
Important Dates:
This meeting will never end
Location:
A conference room filled with stale air and broken dreams.