Gravitational Wave Technology
Physicists-in-Space
Our team of highly trained, extremely handsome, and moderately caffeinated physicists-in-space have successfully harnessed the power of gravitational waves.
Using our patented, totally-not-patented technology, we can manipulate the fabric of spacetime to achieve incredible feats of engineering.
- Time travel, but not really, because that's a thing of the future.
- Moving mountains, literally.
- Creating artificial gravity, for your convenience.
Our current projects include:
- Time-Travel-Snafu, because who needs a functioning time machine?
- Gravitationally-Deflected-Boulder-Problem - We're working on it.
- Our infamous Gravity-Swamped-Into-Oblivion, because who needs a functioning spaceship?
Get in touch with us, and we'll send you a strongly worded letter explaining why our technology is totally not a hazard to spacetime.