Physicists in Space / Isaac Newton Disputing Apple Stock

Physicist Isaac Newton is floating above Earth in his spaceship, arguing with an Apple representative over the value of iStock (Inertial Stock) in the context of his new Theory of Universal Gravitation.

"It's absurd, I tell you!" Newton exclaims, "You're charging me 10 times more than the price of a decent apple from the local market! My theory is sound, but your prices are not!"

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