Meeting Protocols for the Incredibly Unproductive

In a world where time is money, but meetings waste time, we've created the ultimate guide to meetings that are as productive as a sedated sloth.

Step 1: The Pre-Meeting Meeting (PMM)
A 30-minute meeting to discuss the meeting we're about to have.

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Step 2: The Actual Meeting
1 hour of unproductive discussion for every 1 minute of actual work.

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Step 3: The Post-Meeting Meeting (PMM²)
Another 30 minutes to recap the meeting we just had, and decide on action items we'll never take.

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