E-RMP: The Protocol for Redundant Meetings

Welcome, meeting-goers!

Are you tired of meetings that could have been an email? Do you find yourself trapped in meetings that have been going for hours, only to end up with nothing accomplished?

Well, you're in luck! E-RMP is here to save the day! Or, at least, to save your sanity.

Here's how it works:

• Step 1: Schedule a meeting for every possible occasion.
• Step 2: Repeat step 1 until you're not sure why you're there.
• Step 3: Take notes, but only for the sake of taking notes.
• Step 4: Pretend you're interested.

And that's it! Follow these simple steps, and you'll be well on your way to meeting mastery! See also: Meeting Notes

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