Welcome to the most important meeting in the history of Slug Housing! Today, we're going to discuss the finer points of tunnel-digging, slime production, and snail-mail delivery.
We'll be addressing the following agenda items:
- Item 1: Why our slugs are the most efficient tunnel-diggers in the business
- Item 2: The art of crafting the perfect slime-based marketing campaign
- Item 3: Snail-mail: The future of inter-slug communication