Quantum Quake Reception: The drink that warps space-time

This is it: our most complex, most mind-bending coffee blend yet. With hints of dark matter and a splash of exotic matter, this will challenge your senses and leave you questioning everything.

We've carefully crafted this recipe to simulate the effects of a minor quantum fluctuation, guaranteeing an experience that's both exhilarating and unsettling. Side effects may include: