Welcome, fellow Weird-Wednesday enthusiasts, to the Espresso-Extravaganza, where our fearless leader, Bob, has just announced that the Quantum Quake Reception has been upgraded with the most advanced coffee-dispensing technology in all the land! — a machine that can brew a mean cup of quantum-entangled espresso, guaranteed to blow your mind!
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