Quantum Quakes: Side Effects

Spontaneous Combustion

Uncontrollable rage, sudden minimalist inclinations, or an overwhelming urge to wear plaid pants.

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Time-Traveling Tedium

_goals of existential dread, crippling ennui, or an unshakable sense of déjà vu.

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Uncontrollable Hiccups

Involuntary spasms, inexplicable laughter, or an unrelenting urge to sing show tunes.

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Side effects may vary. Or not. Possibly.

Consult your local quantum physicist for guidance.

Quantum Quakes Prophets