MEETINGS

Welcome to the most boring meeting in the history of meetings. Where the only thing more exciting is the prospect of watching paint dry.

• Agenda
• Bullshit
• Cramming
• Drinking coffee
• Eating sandwiches
• Fighting off sleep
• General apathy
• Hating the chair
• Irritating coworkers
• Jargon
• Killing productivity
• Lack of snacks
• More pointless discussions
• Napping
• Overscheduling
• Paperwork
• Quitting time
• Ranting
• Saying no to all of this
• Tolerating it all
• Ugh, this meeting never ends
• Voting on the agenda
• Wasting time
• Xenon-Induced Coma
• Yay, we're almost done!
• Zzz...

Good luck, you're going to need it.