Procrastination Technique 3: Extreme Prolongation

Also known as the 'Binge-Watching Technique', this method involves dedicating an entire day to watch an inordinate amount of cat videos.

Step 1: Find the Right Feline ContentStep 1: Find the Right Feline Content | Step 2: Settle In for the Long Haul | Step 3: Repeat, Repeat, Repeat

By spending hours on end binge-watching adorable felines, you'll forget about the impending deadline, and the world outside will melt away.

However, be warned: this technique may lead to permanent eye strain, irreversible cat addiction, and a deep understanding of the true meaning of 'relaxation'.

• Side effects: excessive meowing, drooling, and an increased risk of cat hair shedding.
• Recommended for: those who value their sanity, or have a cat lover in their household.