Welcome, fellow Neo-Devs! Are you tired of attending meetings that feel like never-ending exercises in masochism? Do you find yourself frequently absent-mindedly wondering if you're the only one who's not on the same page as your coworkers?
Look no further! Our Absentees' Union is here to provide a safe space for the chronically absent, the perpetually distracted, and the occasionally AWOL. Join us for meetings that are as much about the absence as the presence.
Our meetings are a little unorthodox, a little unstructured, and a lot of fun. We'll have you fill out forms, create art, and maybe even have a snack or two. Who knows? The absence of planning is what makes life interesting, after all.
So, if you're ready to break free from the shackles of productivity and attend a meeting that's as much about the void as the vision, then join us!
Break out of the ordinary with us and discover a new way of thinking... about not thinking.