Committee Meeting 2: The Unmitigated Disaster

Today's agenda: discussing the importance of not discussing the importance of discussing the agenda.

Chairperson, Chairperson, called the meeting to order, but immediately got lost in the discussion.

Member, John, attempted to bring order to the chaos, but ended up getting bogged down in a 3-hour argument over the meaning of the word "synergy."

Meanwhile, Sarah, the committee's resident expert on all things boring, dozed off in the corner, dreaming of tax returns and excel spreadsheets.

Current Agenda:

Item 1: Discuss the importance of not discussing the importance of discussing the agenda.
Item 2: Vote on whether or not to vote on Item 1.
Item 3: Take a 15-minute break to grab a snack.

Finance Committee: Discussing ways to cut costs, but only by cutting the most essential things first.
Creative Committee: Brainstorming new ways to rebrand the company with a slightly different shade of beige.