Minutes from the Absurdbuzz Meeting

Present: Committee, Management

Topic 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

Discussion: The missing socks in the break room are a symptom of a larger issue.

Topic 2: Inflatable Unicorn ImplementationTopic 3: Mandatory Lunchtime Jell-O

Resolution: All employees are required to eat Jell-O during lunch breaks to stimulate creativity and productivity.

Decisions were made.

Appendix contains additional information, including a flowchart illustrating the Sock-to-Sock ratio.

Next meeting: The Inflatable Unicorn will be discussed.

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