MEETINGS OF ABSURDITY

Here, the art of pointless discussion meets the science of doing nothing. Welcome to our meeting of absurdity, where the most pressing issues of the day are tackled with all the seriousness and productivity of a sedated sloth.

Today's Agenda:

• Bureaucracy Exercises
• Creative Expression 101: The Art of Saying Nothing Meaningfully
• The Meeting That Never Ends

Remember: In our meetings, the most important thing is to not actually accomplish anything. Any attempts to do so will be met with stern disapproval and possibly a strongly-worded memo.

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