Meeting Minutes - Session 3: Creative Expression

Present: Bob, Alice, and Carol. Absurdity Level: 7/10.

Agenda:

• Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
• Establish proper stapler placement guidelines.
• Share sandwich-eating-while-standing techniques.

Notes:

1. It turns out, the meaning of life is 42.
2. The stapler should be placed exactly 4 inches to the left of the coffee machine.
3. The key to eating a sandwich while standing is to hold the sandwich in your non-dominant hand.

Decisions:

• We will henceforth refer to the number 42 as the answer to all questions.
• The stapler placement committee will meet weekly to discuss and refine guidelines.
• Bob will lead a seminar on the art of sandwich-eating-while-standing.

Next Meeting: Absurdity Exercises - Session 4: "The Importance of Proportional Reasoning in a Post-Modern World"