The Chaos Engineer 3000
Our team of highly skilled, marginally sane individuals specialize in creating meetings so chaotic, so absurd, so downright diabolical that you'll wonder how we managed to get this far.
Our mission is to:
- Conduct meetings in a state of utter confusion
- Encourage the use of 17 different fonts
- Ensure that every meeting lasts exactly 47 minutes and 12 seconds
- Force our clients to watch an endless loop of elevator music on repeat
Join us today and experience the thrill of our meetings!