Resolution 1: The Definition of a Donut
Is a donut a pastry or a pastry-adjacent food item?
Discussion:
- Chairperson: "A donut is most definitely a pastry."
- Vice-Chairperson: "No, no, no! A donut is clearly a pastry-adjacent food item."
- Chief Donut Officer: "I'm not sure I understand the distinction."
Next meeting: TBD
Proceed to Agenda Item 2: The Optimal Donut-to-Caffeine Ratio