Meeting Agenda for the Absurd Donutgate Subcommittee

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the finer points of donut-related existential crises.

Meeting Objectives:

• Item 1: Determine the meaning of life through the lens of donut consumption.
• Item 2: Establish a standardized method for categorizing types of donut-induced anxiety.
• Item 3: Elect a new chairperson to lead the Donut Subcommitte.

Agenda Items:

1. Item 1: "The Donut as a Symbol of Hope" - 10:00-10:30
2. Item 2: "The Psychology of Donut-Related Trauma" - 10:30-11:15
3. Item 3: "Donut Subcommitte Elections" - 11:15-12:00
4. Item 4: "Donut-themed Team-Building Activities" - 12:00-12:30

Subpage Links:

• Meeting Minutes
• Meeting Notes