Donutgate Debacle Subcommittee, Meeting 1

Minutes of the Meeting

Chairman, Bubblepoof, called the meeting to order at 9:00 AM, with 5 attendees present.

The topic of discussion was "The Great Donut Heist" - a mysterious string of donut thefts plaguing the office.

Bubblepoof opened the meeting by stating that "we will not rest until we find the dastardly perpetrator of these heinous crimes."

Member, Sparky, suggested that the thief may be a rogue intern who has a penchant for sprinkles.

Member, Fluffnstuff, disagreed, stating that "it is clearly the work of a sophisticated donut connoisseur."

Discussion continued for 2 hours, with no resolution.

Next meeting scheduled for 2 weeks hence, at the same time.

Proceed to Meeting 2